Funny Jokes

Once there was a meeting of all the Surd freedom fighters. They were planning for free Punjab.
Santa Singh raised a point, ‘Oh..we’ll get Punjab from India but how would we develop it?’
That was a difficult question indeed. Suddenly
Banta Singh replied, ‘No problem! we’ll attack USA, it would take over us and then we would be a state of USA and we’ll automatically get developed.’ All the surds became happy on this very simple solution but an old surd did not utter a single word.
Someone asked him why he wasn’t happy. The surd replied, ‘OH! THAT’S ALRIGHT BUT…WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF BY CHANCE WE TAKE OVER USA ?????’